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LOOK: Nico Bolzico describes the 'masters' of the #bulliedhusbandsclub

By Michelle Caligan

Social media star Nico Bolzico continues to amuse his 829k Instagram followers with his hilarious captions.

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His latest post is a group photo with his fellow Bullied Husbands Club members Arthur Burnand, Adrien Semblat, Moritz Gastl, and Erwan Heussaff. The caption, however, is all about the ladies in their lives, whom Nico addresses as their "masters."

 

He wrote, "So you already know who these sexy men are, but do you know who is the most bullied? Here is a small description of their masters, from right to left:

Isabelle Daza: She has shown us strong maternity qualities, as we also see them in the lioness and salt water crocodiles when we watch National Geographic. Her favorite hobby is to start fights with Adrien for no reason, typical situation: Belle tells Adrien to leave her alone and automatically ask him why he is ignoring her.

Anne Curtis: We all know there are 2 kinds of Anne, the one is hungry and the one is not, the funny thing is she cannot cook for her life, when Anne cooks, we usually pray after we eat, not before.

Jess Wilson: The new blood, the youngest of the Wifezillas, not a Wifezilla yet, not even a Bridezilla! Jess is known for being the chilliest of all of them, my theory is because Ritzo [hasn’t] proposed yet, you know what Albert Einstein once said: “Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not, none of the above ever happens.

Georgina Wilson: The first mother of the pack, the least expected I must say, mother of the my ahijado, the incredible and super advance Archieboo. The legend says Arturo [hasn’t] spoke to her for 2 months, because he doesn’t want to interrupt her.

Wifezilla: The Queen of the Wifezillas, the initiator, the silver back, the one, the two, the three, the Big Ban, the genesis, the alpha, the all, the nothing, the master. Whatever she says, I do, what ever she wants I get, if it looks like chicken, it tastes like chicken but she says it is beef, then it is beef."

He ended the lengthy description with a disclaimer.

"All these paragraphs were written with the objective of making you all laugh, none of them are true, unless any of the wives say they are true, then they are true!"