Who knew Solenn Heussaff's brawny Argentine husband got good sense of humor, too? Take a look at Nico Bolzico's funniest descriptions of his Instagram photos.
“In Siena with my one and only intense wife that I love so much. #forcedcaption”
When Nico decided to give his wife a "Get Better" card. He wrote on Instagram, "Because I am the Man of the House, I decided to make the joke/mistake of the day: I gave a "Get Better Soon" card to #wifezilla, she told me: "But I am not sick" and I answered, "I know, I just think you can get better" ... Not fun or laughs anywhere ... Only funeral silence, death look and no happiness around! I got this joke from the internet and thought was going to make her laugh, but I was wrong, fourteen thousands three hundred and fifty times wrong!"
“We leave the malls of Manila to come to the malls of Florence! When did we let this happen? Girls 1 Boys 0”
“Coffee break 15 min before the big yes! Here is where we had to convince Adrien that everything was gonna be fine! #belleadrien2016”
“Not the best pica of the day, but the only one where my white pants don't make me look like Ricky Martin!”
“This is my shoot @solennheussaff ... Don't steal my natural light!”
“Summary of our trip to Florence!”
“We need to tip this guy 2,000 Euros to bring the luggage of these 2! I was so ashamed I prentended to be their helper...”
“Falling in love with you everyday! Except for Sundays, Sunday is football day!”
“In Siena with these people! Nicole in hunting mode almost flashing people!”
“The brand manager of this restaurant should consider another career.”
“Let me talk please@solennheussaff ! I need to express myself!”
“So close and so far ... Replicating: 'The Creation of Adam' by Michelangelo ... With lot of more distance between our indexes!”
“Last stop before Manila, Milano! Last day pretending I am Italian!”
"Thanks Kim for letting me touch your snake! End of caption before it gets awkward!"
SosBolz are fooling around at the 'Encantadia' set, but according to Nico, "Here you can see us deciding what we will have for dinner! Intensity level: wifezilla"
Super sweet and funny pa rin si Nico kahit nagkatampuhan sila ni Solenn. Aniya sa kanyang Instagram account, "The weekend started a bit intense, with a medium size argument with Wifezilla, she got really upset, so I made her a cape and told her "now you are SUPER upset" ... with a cute smile and knowing the outcome could be: 1- she laughs and we continue w a happy weekend; 2- I die ... in line with that, I would like to formally invite you all to my funeral on May 25th, favorite flowers: Margaritas. @solennheussaff stills upset and I hope this post helps! #sheisalwaysright #donotpokewifezilla #ripnico #Iwasrightintheargumentbutwhocares"
Kahit si Anne hindi nakaligtas sa kakulitan ni Nico: "Love your style Plus! I saw you coming from 200 meters away! Disclaimer: @annecurtissmith gave me permission to post! Probably tomorrow I'll be deported by her very loyal fans! Sorry Philippines I had to do it! PS: @erwanheussaff also made a joke about it but he is too afraid to post! #whydoialwaysfeelthepressuretousehastags"
Hindi lang witty ang photos and captions ni Nico, pati hashtags niya super funny din: "When your wife directs your shoot and you end up looking like her ... but you got good product placement! Where is the IGfilter to add some masculinity? #titanicpose #stillnocommercialmaterial #FitnRightActive #RehydrateReduce"
Nico got in trouble during their vacation. He said, "It looks like I was supposed to be the one taking care of that but we are still [analyzing] the facts .... reality is that Solenn got really upset and I am not sure why ... As a very wise person once said: "Behind every upset woman, there is a man that has no idea what he did wrong (it was my dad)"
"Always fun to travel with these human beings! Sometimes I am not sure if I married the right Heussaff! Erwan understands me better!"
Nico shared a helpful tip when going out with your friends. He said, "If she tells you "go have fun" but her face looks like this... do NOT go have fun!"
When Nico pranked Solenn, it followed with another prank. He said, "Do I need to caption this? Since I am already dead, I decided to go all out! #wifezillaisgoingtokillme"
Nico's apology after the prank: "When your last prank went too far and you beg for forgiveness! #sadpuppyface #pleaseforgivemebybrianadams #thebeautyandthemedyobastos"
How to compromise in a photo according to Nico: "All she wants is a cute photo, all I want is a funny one! This one was the equilibrium between both!"
"Hiding from Wifezila!"
"Wow! Came home to this! I guess no sexy time tonight! Sleeping in the dog house again! "
"A rare picture of me and my long lost brother!"
"SosBolz Series, [Season] 1, Episode 1: "Towel color coding"
Wifezilla:
1- Green: Face
2- Pink: Hair
3- Grey: Feet
4- White: Body
El Bolzico: "Did I just dry my "bolz" with this part?"
"Titanic Reversed! Because husbands also deserve to be held #thewanforanne #bulliedhusbandsclub"
"Wifezilla is difficult to control in the wild! And you know what they say, "If you can't control your woman, then you found the one." No idea who said that!"
"Before we met, you were afraid of horses! Now you love them maybe because I look like one? Spending quality time with Wifezilla after she had the busiest year! ... Bebe, [marrying] you is like a walk in the park ... Jurassic Park! (This is not my quote!)"
"May be a bit too much for social media, but this is #wifezilla when she discovers a new Latino Favorite song. Congrats Shakira you made the cut! My videos don't shock her anymore ... #elbolzico wins! Fatality!"
"Bromance level: "My bolz are against your neck and we [are] still smiling and posing @mateoguidicelli! We know, all filters are 100%, especially structure, sharpen, add contrast. Erwan, don't be jealous but this is what happens when you leave for such a long time! I am a free soul; I wait for nobody! ... Only for you bebu, Solenn"
Nico to Solenn in their Louvre Museum photos: "The picture I take vs the picture she takes, in addition mine had more than 27 options while hers was buy one take one! Just to be clear, it is our responsibility to take the pictures, and you better do it well."
"I don't think this is how [snowboarding is] supposed to be, but I am not an expert so not sure."
"We need to be careful when you go out there, so man wild animals! Here I was lucky enough to capture a wild cheetah waving and showing her teeth... don't worry, we kept our distance to be safe."
"This is what happens when your wife wants to take a picture with good light but the good light comes straight from the sun!"