VP aspirant wants to build restrooms in all barangays, convert urine to perfume, fertilizer

Alexander Lague, a vice-presidential aspirant, on Friday filed his certificate of candidacy and presented his platform to build restrooms in all barangays across the country and convert the collected urine into perfume and fertilizer.

Lague, who will run under Philippine Green Republican Party, is the running mate of presidential aspirant Laurencio Yulaga, who said he owns an oil company and was granted by a Russian consortium with 740 billion euro to develop his technology.

“Paano? Simple lamang po if I’m not mistaken po mahigit 44,000 ang barangay sa buong Pilipinas no. Bawat barangay tatayuan ko ng banyo at [comfort room]  lalo na po ‘yung mga leading streets katulad ng Caloocan, EDSA to Heritage Hotel, Pasay City,” he said.

(How? That’s simple. If I’m not mistaken, there are 44,000 barangays across the country.  We will build restrooms and comfort rooms especially on main streets.)

Lague said they will convert the urine of males into perfumes while female urine will be used as liquid fertilizer.

“Kasi ang ihi ng lalaki gagawin nating perfume sa teknolohiya ng aming presidential candidate na number one, top scientist sa buong mundo,” he added.

(The urine of males can be converted into perfume using the technology of our presidential candidate who is a top scientist in the whole world.)

Lague said they will not use the funds of the Office of the Vice President for the project. Instead, they will loan from Yulaga’s company for the implementation of this project.

He added that Yulaga’s methodology will likewise address air pollution as they will push for a technology that will no longer require a landfill for garbage and hospital wastes.

Yulaga said he is a scientist and he graduated from Harvard.

Moreover, Lague said they will also seek to eradicate poverty and corruption in the country.

The filing of COC for national posts is being held at the Harbor Garden Tent inside the Sofitel Philippine Plaza Manila compound in Pasay City.—AOL, GMA News