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Amid a cacophony of quotes, a senator-judge cries 'Wha!'


"I no longer know what universe I am in," was Senator Miriam Defensor-Santiago's hyperbolic reaction to the prosecution at one point during the Corona trial, now winding down to its final days when the chief justice himself will testify. It was just one of the theatrical senator's many colorful quotes over the last four months of nationally televised hearings, perhaps prompting more than a few viewers to wonder if they too had gotten lost in another cosmos. GMA News has curated the proceedings from 39 trial days and come up with the following completely subjective list of 20 most memorable quotes from senators, lawyers and witnesses, varying in significance from possible turning points to simply ticklish points. The quotes were chosen from those only publicly uttered inside the courtroom. 1.     “Ang yayabang na magsabi ng ganyan, mga g*go naman! Wha!” – Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago’s reaction after the prosecution dropped five of its eight articles of impeachment.   2.     “Masama po pagkagawa ng complaint.” – Ilocos Norte Rep. Rudy Farinas’ reply after denying that he himself had signed the impeachment complaint.   3.     “This is a burden to the nation.” – Senate Presiding Officer Juan Ponce Enrile to defense lawyer Judd Roy, appealing to the defense to present Chief Justice Renato Corona to save time.   4.     “Duty my foot!” – Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago reacting to the prosecution’s claim that it was their duty to present to the Senate anonymously sourced documents on Chief Justice Renato Corona’s dollar accounts.   5.     “Mahirap paniwalaan script n’yo. Walang small lady sa CCTV.” – Sen. Jinggoy Estrada to the prosecution panel after Rep. Rey Umali claimed that a “small lady” gave him the alleged bank documents of Chief Justice Renato Corona while he was in the Senate building.   6.     “Do you want me to lecture you more?” – Senate Presiding Officer Juan Ponce Enrile to lead prosecutor Rep. Niel Tupas, Jr. on what evidence can be accepted under Article 3 of the impeachment complaint.   7.    "They're not anymore sympathetic to us. It's an uphill climb for us. We'll seek divine guidance." - lead defense counsel Justice Serafin Cuevas' subdued comment at the resumption of the trial after a month-long break. The defense panel would soon announce that Corona himself would "bare all" in his own testimony.   8.     “I felt like creeping back to bed and adopting a fetal position. I no longer know what universe I am in.” – Sen. Miriam Defensor Santiago’s reaction to the dropping of five out of eight articles of impeachment by the prosecution.   9.     “Beyond my competence, but not my comprehension.” – Ombudsman Conchita Carpio-Morales' reaction after lead defense counsel Justice Serafin Cuevas asked her if she could swear to the veracity of the report from the Anti-Money Laundering Council report.   10. “Alangan namang multo?” – Sen. Francis “Chiz” Escudero to lead prosecutor Rep. Niel Tupas, Jr. about the source of the alleged signature cards of Chief Justice Renato Corona.   11.  “Tell me, what are the new and novel ways to deliver anonymously?” – Sen. Bongbong Marcos to “Kaya Natin” convenor Harvey Keh when the latter was asked where he got the dollar accounts documents allegedly belonging to Chief Justice Corona.   12.  “If you’re in a hurry to crucify him, I give up,” – Sen. Joker Arroyo after Sen. Franklin Drilon asked the Senate to cite in contempt PSBank President Pascual Garcia III who he refused to bring the records of the alleged dollar accounts of Corona.   13. “Sa kagustuhan nating hulihin ang daga, wala naman tayong lisensiyang sunugin ang buong bahay.” – Sen. Francis “Chiz” Escudero after he voted with the majority of the senators to respect the TRO by the Supreme Court on the alleged dollar accounts of Chief Justice Corona.

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“Talaga naman pong shrill ang voice at nasasaktan tenga ko eh.” – Private prosecutor Atty. Vitaliano Aguirre on Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago after the latter castigated him for covering his ears while she was berating the prosecution.   15.  "Pagod ka na ba? Noong una kasing umupo ka diyan, tawa ka nang tawa, ang ganda ganda mo. Ngayon parang haggard na haggard ka na... Baka maiyak ka, sige salamat."  - Sen. Lito Lapid impatiently questioned PSBank Katipunan Manager Anabelle Tiongson, who was at the Senate for the second time, if the alleged Corona bank documents obtained by the prosecution were fake.   16. “The classic case of surveys that was wrong, was the man on the cross. He was judged by a survey and until now, people are worshipping him.” – Senate Presiding officer Juan Ponce Enrile on surveys.  
17. “Yes, again, I am single, I guess (giggles).” – Carmina Cruz, Customer Relations Head of ALVEO Land when asked about her personal circumstances. She repeated it several times.   18. “Kahit ho pumunta kayo bukas, ‘dun ho ako natutulog.” – Witness Demetriou Vicente's answer to Sen. Allan Cayetano's query if the former owns the Marikina property alleged to be Chief Justice Renato Corona’s.   19. “The Supreme Court is now being assaulted.” – defense counsel Eduardo de los Angeles to senator-judges at the beginning of the impeachment trial against Supreme Court Chief Justice Renato Corona.   20.  “In the name of God, go!” – lead prosecutor Rep. Niel Tupas, Jr.’s opening statement at the start of the impeachment trial of Supreme Court Chief Justice Renato Corona. Joseph Morong/ HS, GMA News
Art by Manix Abrera